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(peaceful ethereal music)

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(lively heavy rock music)

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(lively heavy rock music continues)

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(lively heavy rock music continues)

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(controllers cheering and applauding)

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(gentle orchestral music)

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Satellite, this is Shuttle.

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We are almost at your location.

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We're, uh, getting closer to the docking area

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and we plan to make dock in just a few minutes.

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There seems to be something unusual happening

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with the orbit of the satellite.

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Look out! It's coming right for you.

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Satellite, this is Shuttle. Is everything okay?

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We're getting some strange readings.

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Satellite, is that you?

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Hello? Does anyone read us?

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Hello? Anyone there?

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(radio static crackles)

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(radio rapidly changing stations)

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(radio rapidly changing stations)

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(meteoroid rumbling)

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Not even a nibble today!
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What the heck is spooking all the fish?

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(ominous orchestral music)

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(water splashes)

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(fisherman sighs)

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Guess they don't like the rock and roll!

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Well, I'm not giving up that easily.

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Got that tartar sauce and the breadcrumbs,

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and the french fries.

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I'm feasting on something tonight.

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(meteoroid roaring)

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What is that light?

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It's coming right at me. Oh, man!

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Oh, my God!

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It's coming right at me!

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(meteoroid roaring)

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(meteorite thumps)

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(ominous music)

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(dramatic orchestral newscast music)

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Reports coming in tonight that wreckage from the doomed

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Gamron satellite did in fact crash near a populated area.

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It appears, though, that the wreckage landed not on land,

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but in water.

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Yes, we acknowledge that our recently-launched satellite

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had an unfortunate accident in space.

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The satellite has crashed to earth,

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but we can assure the public that no individuals

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or property were harmed.

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Some additional small pieces are falling to earth

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that will burn out upon reentry, with no harm to the public.

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Thank you.

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We await confirmation,

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but it seems that no one was hurt, at this time.

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(groans) Enough with the dumb news!

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Like, when are they gonna announce the concert?

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News is always played at the top

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and the bottom of every hour, you spaz.

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I know, but don't they know the big news we wanna hear

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is the announcement about Gelatin Skeleton touring Canada?

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They had better announce an Ottawa date.

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Of course they will. They're from here.

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They won't miss a hometown show.

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When do you think they'll come? Summer?

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I hope so. Be better for the tailgate parties.

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Oh, the news is over. Stop talking, spaz.

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(sighs) You're the spaz.

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Thanks, Buck, for the news.

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And now right before we play their latest single,

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we have a surprise announcement

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about everyone's favorite local glam metal band,

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Gelatin Skeleton!

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(sighs) It's not that much of a surprise.

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Everyone's expecting a tour announcement.

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Shh!

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Gelatin Skeleton will be touring Canada

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next month with shows starting in Prince Edward Island

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and ending in Vancouver.

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Come on, Ottawa!

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But for anyone expecting a date

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right here in Ottawa, I have some surprising news.

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Uh-oh.

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Gelatin Skeleton will be holding

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a special performance to kick off their tour

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with a surprise show at the Brass Monkey in,

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wait for it, in two days.

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What?
Two days?

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That's right, tickets go on sale tomorrow

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with all proceeds going to the local children's hospital,

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but we, loyal listeners,

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will be giving away two pairs of tickets for free.

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We have to win those tickets!

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Okay, hold on! Listen!

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Winning tickets is easy

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with the Gelatin Skeleton Scavenger Hunt Ticket Giveaway.

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Scavenger hunt?
Scavenger hunt?

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All you have to do is call us

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within the next five minutes.

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Two random callers will be given a list of items

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that they need to gather.

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If they arrive at the Brass Monkey in two days

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with proper identification

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and the items from the scavenger hunt,

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they get to see Gelatin Skeleton for free.

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Get ready to call! Phone lines are open now!

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Call us now at 555-ROCK.

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That's 555-7625.

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Phone lines are open now!

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Where's the phone?
Where's the phone?

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Don't panic! I've got it right here!

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What's the number?
What's the number?

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Oh, hold on. I've got it in my contacts.

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There, there, there.

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(sighs) It's busy.

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Try again!

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It's still busy!

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Again!

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(gasps) It's ringing!

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Hello, caller. You made it through!

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Oh, my God! Did we win?

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You're the first

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of our randomly selected callers.

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Hi there. What's your name?

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I'm Lita!
And Doro.

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And I'm here with my friend Doro.

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What are we going to do to win?

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All you guys need to do

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is gather the items for the scavenger hunt.

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Don't forget to bring them to the Brass Monkey in two days

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and then just get ready to rock with us.

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Oh, my God. That's so amazing!

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I just need to get your phone number.

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Nice try, buddy. I'm not falling for that one.

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Not for me. For the contest, you cuckoo kids.

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You know, to confirm that you two are the winners,

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and to text you the list for the scavenger hunt.

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Okay. That makes sense.

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555-02367.

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Lita, Dora, we'll see you in two days

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at the Brass Monkey!

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(screams) Oh, my God!

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Gelatin Skeleton!

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Oh, my God! Oh, my God.

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What do you think is on that scavenger hunt list?

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Oh, uh, let's have a look.

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(birds chirping)

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Are you getting through?

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No. Still busy.

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Keep trying.

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I am. I'm not giving up.

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Is it an all-ages show?

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I think so. I hope so.

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Do you think Mom and Dad will drive us there?

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I don't know yet. One thing at a time.

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First, we have to get through to this radio station.

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Okay.

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(gasps) Oh, man. It's ringing.

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All right!
Hello, listener.

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Good news!

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You're the second randomly selected caller!

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Cool. Do we win?

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Wait a minute. How old are you?

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Uh...

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18?

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Me too.

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Uh-huh, and uh, what grade are you in?

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Grade two of college.

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Okay, that checks out!

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So, uh, what do we do?

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I'll just send you two

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a list of the scavenger hunt items.

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Just bring them to the Brass Monkey with your proper ID,

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and you two guys are ready to go.

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Awesome!

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Just give me your cell number

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and I'll give you set with that list,

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to rock with Gelatin Skeleton.

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I can't believe it. My first concert!

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(dog barks)

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Skippy!

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(dog barks)

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Skippy! Stop your stupid barking.

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(dog barks)

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Skippy, why do you keep on running around,

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exactly where I'm watering?

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I just wanna get the darn lawn watered.

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Why are you trying to make me frustrated?

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Dumb dog.

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(dog barks)

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This sucks!

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I don't wanna water the dumb lawn.

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I don't wanna take out the dumb garbage.

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I don't even wanna be a house husband.

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I wanna be a content creator.

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(birds chirping)

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(dog barks)

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What the heck?

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(lively heavy rock music)

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Oh, where's my phone?

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Holy cow!

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Is that a shark man walking through the suburbs?

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Where the heck does he think he's going?

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I can't believe my dumb luck. I'm gonna go viral.

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(lively heavy rock music continues)

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(dramatic orchestral newscast music)

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People in a sleepy suburban neighborhood

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were disturbed today by what can only be described

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as a giant shark man

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walking through their once safe streets.

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The shark man is said to be wearing hip waders

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and a red Mohawk.

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It is approximately 10 feet tall.

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If you see him, do not approach.

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His current location is unknown. Be on alert.

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What's on the scavenger list?

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I'm just opening it now.

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What's that?

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Some sort of notification. A video link.

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Of what?
I don't know, let's see.

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(static crackling)

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(scoffs) Shark Man walks down suburban street.

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Dumb.

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Looks fake.
(Lita sighs)

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Okay.

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So, we need to find a photograph of a tattoo, a drum stick

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and a music cassette, whatever that is.

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(engine humming)
(dramatic orchestral music)

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(typewriter clacking)

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What news do you have, Major?

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Any updates on the satellite crash?

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It might be nothing, sirs,

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but it's actually kind of strange, if you ask me.

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Well, what kind of strange?

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Well, as you know, the satellite that went down

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was carrying some experimental

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mutagenetic materials on board.

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For what reason, for God's sake?

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It's all above my pay grade,

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but I gather it has something to do with seeing the effects

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that zero gravity has on the experimental materials.

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Frankly, it's all Greek to me.

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So, what is your update then?

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Well, it's probably a hoax,

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but a video was recently uploaded

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to the social media platforms and is now trending.

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Hashtag.

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What kind of video?

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A shark man, walking through the suburban neighborhood.

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A what?

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A shark man!

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Approximately nine feet tall,

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with a Mohawk and hip waders.

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Are you trying to pull our legs, Major?

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No, sirs.

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Our video experts are analyzing the video as we speak.

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The only reason I bring this up is because

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the suburban neighborhood in the video

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is only a 30-minute walk from the satellite crash.

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Are you insinuating that our satellite went down

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with a mutagenic material on board,

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somehow caused a mutation to form this shark man,

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walking through the suburbs?

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With a Mohawk and hip waders?

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That's not my call to make, sirs.

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Just giving you updates, as requested.

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My mind is blown!

271
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:55,200
Well, where is this shark man now?

272
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,940
Well, this video was taken this morning,

273
00:13:56,940 --> 00:13:59,400
and we haven't had a sighting of the creature since.

274
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,530
Can't this just be a stunt of some kind?

275
00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:03,420
Or some kind of hoax?

276
00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:04,800
Would you like me to keep you posted

277
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,720
as to what our video experts say?

278
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:07,553
Why not?

279
00:14:07,553 --> 00:14:09,750
Keep us posted. You are dismissed.

280
00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:10,650
Thank you, sirs.

281
00:14:12,035 --> 00:14:12,937
(officer sighs)

282
00:14:12,937 --> 00:14:16,237
"Shark man". (scoffs)

283
00:14:17,304 --> 00:14:20,054
(birds chirping)

284
00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:25,050
What do we need for the scavenger hunt?

285
00:14:25,050 --> 00:14:28,650
We need to find a photo of a tattoo, a drum stick

286
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:31,080
and a cassette tape, whatever that is.

287
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,640
I think Dad has some of those.

288
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:36,180
It's like he spins them around, pencil or somethin'.

289
00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:38,067
This is gonna be easy.
Don't jinx it.

290
00:14:38,067 --> 00:14:39,273
All right, let's go.

291
00:14:43,138 --> 00:14:45,420
(bearded man laughs)

292
00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:47,787
Okay, give me the keys. You're too drunk to drive.

293
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:50,010
No, I'm fine! I've had like two beers.

294
00:14:50,010 --> 00:14:51,960
They were light beers. I can drive!

295
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,223
Better safe than sorry.

296
00:14:54,870 --> 00:14:56,468
What the heck is that?

297
00:14:56,468 --> 00:14:59,431
(plane engines roaring)

298
00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:03,210
Is, is, is that a giant shark man?

299
00:15:03,210 --> 00:15:04,650
That's a shark man.

300
00:15:04,650 --> 00:15:06,200
I wouldn't say he was that big.

301
00:15:07,119 --> 00:15:11,452
(electronic tone pulsating rapidly)

302
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:16,746
(shark man growls)

303
00:15:19,439 --> 00:15:21,660
You know what? On second thought, that's pretty big.

304
00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:23,400
Maybe you should drive.

305
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,200
I'm not driving, we're getting a cab right now

306
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,857
and we're getting the hell out of here.

307
00:15:26,857 --> 00:15:27,690
Yeah.

308
00:15:30,345 --> 00:15:32,177
(heavy rock music)
(building rumbling)

309
00:15:32,177 --> 00:15:35,094
(glass shattering)

310
00:15:42,377 --> 00:15:45,294
(glass shattering)

311
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:50,945
(building thumps)

312
00:15:50,945 --> 00:15:53,778
(debris crashing)

313
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,218
(pedestrians screaming)

314
00:15:59,218 --> 00:16:01,968
(glass shatters)

315
00:16:02,981 --> 00:16:07,398
(dramatic orchestral newscast music)

316
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,000
And that is how mustard is made.

317
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,023
Count me out.

318
00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:18,840
In other news, more reports are coming in

319
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,850
about the shark man that was seen walking

320
00:16:20,850 --> 00:16:24,000
in what has now become a viral video.

321
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,920
The latest update seemed to indicate

322
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,830
that the shark man has grown to giant size

323
00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:31,293
and is causing untold destruction.

324
00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:35,000
Giant shark is being described as...

325
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:38,103
Do we really need to describe it?

326
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:43,293
Is anyone going to confuse it for another giant shark?

327
00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:45,513
Are you kidding?

328
00:16:46,770 --> 00:16:50,340
It is described as having a red Mohawk and hip waders.

329
00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:55,050
Repeat. The giant shark has a red Mohawk and hip waders.

330
00:16:55,050 --> 00:16:57,453
This all sounds pretty fishy, if you ask me.

331
00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:00,783
No pun intended.

332
00:17:01,946 --> 00:17:04,020
(news anchor sighs)

333
00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:06,450
A giant shark man?

334
00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:07,770
This is it!

335
00:17:07,770 --> 00:17:10,350
It's finally my time to shine!

336
00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:12,180
They all said I was crazy,

337
00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:14,610
but I'll prove to them I'm no mad man!

338
00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:18,420
I'll be vindicated in the eyes of the scientific community!

339
00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:19,950
They'll definitely have to call me

340
00:17:19,950 --> 00:17:22,650
to help stop this giant shark menace!

341
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:27,650
They will realize that I, and only, I hold the solution.

342
00:17:30,570 --> 00:17:31,803
They'll call.

343
00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:35,640
They have to call.

344
00:17:38,550 --> 00:17:40,950
So, the first item on the scavenger list is a tattoo.

345
00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:43,290
Yeah.
Oh, I have one right here.

346
00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:45,813
Snap a pic.
Coolness.

347
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,220
Perfect.

348
00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:53,040
Okay, so now all we need is a drum stick,

349
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,300
and a cassette tape.

350
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:56,370
Oh, uh, the thrift store downtown

351
00:17:56,370 --> 00:17:57,540
actually has cassette tapes.

352
00:17:57,540 --> 00:17:59,763
Groovy, dude. Let's go!

353
00:18:02,184 --> 00:18:07,184
(dramatic orchestral music)
(typewriter clacking)

354
00:18:12,270 --> 00:18:14,520
The latest intel shows that the shark man

355
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,800
has somehow grown to massive size!

356
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,270
How is such a thing even possible?

357
00:18:18,270 --> 00:18:19,350
Well, who knows?

358
00:18:19,350 --> 00:18:22,443
This sounds like something straight out of a B movie.

359
00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:24,773
B movie? Not even.

360
00:18:24,773 --> 00:18:27,570
More like, like, like a Z movie.

361
00:18:27,570 --> 00:18:29,703
Well, if you wanna split hairs.

362
00:18:32,193 --> 00:18:34,693
(chair thuds)

363
00:18:35,662 --> 00:18:38,162
(Major sighs)

364
00:18:44,010 --> 00:18:45,570
Sirs!

365
00:18:45,570 --> 00:18:47,280
More information about the shark man.

366
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,750
Well, Major, let's have it!

367
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:51,570
Our scientists have determined a radio signal

368
00:18:51,570 --> 00:18:53,460
emanating from the monster.

369
00:18:53,460 --> 00:18:55,860
A radio signal? What kind of radio signal?

370
00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:59,280
It sounds like rock and roll music.

371
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:01,140
Rock and roll music?

372
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,000
Yes, sirs.

373
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,480
We've determined that, due to its rural clothing,

374
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:09,990
that this creature may have originally been a fisherman,

375
00:19:09,990 --> 00:19:12,930
listening to rock and roll music,

376
00:19:12,930 --> 00:19:16,140
before he was transformed into the creature.

377
00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:17,790
Well, how could such a thing happen?

378
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,260
Please don't say it's our satellite.

379
00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:21,240
Please don't say it's our satellite.

380
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:22,073
Well!

381
00:19:23,310 --> 00:19:25,170
Given the logical solution,

382
00:19:25,170 --> 00:19:28,980
based on this illogical situation,

383
00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:32,943
it looks like it was indeed our satellite.

384
00:19:33,849 --> 00:19:35,220
(officer sighs)
Geez!

385
00:19:35,220 --> 00:19:36,600
Mutagen, whatever!

386
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:40,530
And now (sighs) this making them giant?

387
00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:42,300
Definitely B movie material.

388
00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:44,700
So, what about this radio signal?

389
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:47,460
Well, it seems like the shark man is walking

390
00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:52,050
all over the globe, following this rock and roll signal.

391
00:19:52,050 --> 00:19:53,190
All over the globe?

392
00:19:53,190 --> 00:19:54,360
We're looking for a pattern,

393
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:57,510
but it seems to be rock and roll related,

394
00:19:57,510 --> 00:19:59,400
and given the creature is massive now,

395
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,705
it makes tracks quicker than expected.

396
00:20:01,705 --> 00:20:03,183
(sighs) I need a coffee.

397
00:20:04,199 --> 00:20:05,137
(mug clacks)

398
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,780
(mug scrapes)

399
00:20:06,780 --> 00:20:09,215
Very good. Keep us updated, Major.

400
00:20:09,215 --> 00:20:10,132
Yes, sir.

401
00:20:13,155 --> 00:20:16,655
(muffled glam rock music)

402
00:20:38,383 --> 00:20:40,885
♪ Salty water runs down your face ♪

403
00:20:40,885 --> 00:20:42,403
(shark man growls)

404
00:20:42,403 --> 00:20:45,903
(lively heavy rock music)

405
00:20:50,513 --> 00:20:53,846
(pedestrians murmuring)

406
00:20:59,762 --> 00:21:04,095
(lively heavy rock music continues)

407
00:21:09,694 --> 00:21:12,527
(explosion roars)

408
00:21:13,834 --> 00:21:14,922
Shark!

409
00:21:14,922 --> 00:21:15,755
Shark!

410
00:21:17,282 --> 00:21:21,615
(lively heavy rock music continues)

411
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:31,770
Run through your life. Evacuate the city.

412
00:21:31,770 --> 00:21:33,630
Don't stop to gather belongings.

413
00:21:33,630 --> 00:21:35,403
Evacuate the city immediately.

414
00:21:36,566 --> 00:21:41,566
(glass shattering)
(building rumbling)

415
00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:50,613
Okay, so we're one item down. We have one cassette tape.

416
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:53,040
Well, I bought a bunch,

417
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,620
and you can give that lousy one that you chose

418
00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:58,290
to the radio station, but I'm keeping these.

419
00:21:58,290 --> 00:21:59,343
What did you get?

420
00:22:00,921 --> 00:22:03,540
I got Winger, Warrant, Britny Fox.

421
00:22:03,540 --> 00:22:04,713
I like them.

422
00:22:05,910 --> 00:22:08,220
Sweet FA, Cold Sweat.

423
00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:09,053
Babylon AD.

424
00:22:10,410 --> 00:22:12,720
Some pretty obscure stuff in there.

425
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,790
It'll get us in the mood for the Gelatin Skeleton concert.

426
00:22:14,790 --> 00:22:15,623
Uh-oh.

427
00:22:17,550 --> 00:22:18,383
What is it?

428
00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:21,900
Looks like a news warning.

429
00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:23,340
About what?

430
00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:25,260
Remember that dumb shark man video?

431
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:26,280
Yeah?

432
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,140
It looks like it might be a real thing.

433
00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:30,248
There's a video attachment.

434
00:22:30,248 --> 00:22:34,665
(dramatic orchestral newscast music)

435
00:22:40,410 --> 00:22:42,570
Word from our sources is that the shark man

436
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:45,723
has grown exponentially and is now kaiju size.

437
00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:50,133
What the heck is a kaiju?

438
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,673
Can't I just say giant size?

439
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,180
Well, the cat is outta the bag anyway.

440
00:22:57,180 --> 00:22:58,713
Who is writing this?

441
00:23:00,282 --> 00:23:04,115
(news anchor exhales sharply)

442
00:23:08,372 --> 00:23:10,050
The shark's motivation is unclear at the moment,

443
00:23:10,050 --> 00:23:12,360
but officials are telling us that events

444
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:14,430
focused on rock and roll,

445
00:23:14,430 --> 00:23:16,920
or the playing of loud rock and roll music,

446
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:20,820
should be avoided and canceled at all cost.

447
00:23:20,820 --> 00:23:23,370
I'm here to respond to speculation in the press

448
00:23:23,370 --> 00:23:26,940
that the giant glam metal shark is somehow connected

449
00:23:26,940 --> 00:23:29,640
to our fallen satellite.

450
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:32,310
I'm here to deny those allegations.

451
00:23:32,310 --> 00:23:33,463
I mean, come on.

452
00:23:33,463 --> 00:23:36,420
A giant glam metal shark?

453
00:23:36,420 --> 00:23:37,353
Are you kidding?

454
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:42,243
In local news, this young calf enjoys a birthday cake.

455
00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:47,070
Oh, no!

456
00:23:47,070 --> 00:23:50,130
This better not mean the concert's canceled.

457
00:23:50,130 --> 00:23:53,033
Well, are we doing this scavenger hunt for nothing now?

458
00:23:53,033 --> 00:23:54,360
(Doro groans)

459
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:55,870
Let's just go see what we can find out!

460
00:23:55,870 --> 00:23:56,703
Okay.

461
00:23:57,788 --> 00:24:01,288
(muffled glam rock music)

462
00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:17,723
Oh, my God!

463
00:24:17,723 --> 00:24:19,653
Is that a giant shark man?

464
00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:27,240
Oh, it's coming.

465
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,498
And it's possessed by the love of rock and roll!

466
00:24:30,498 --> 00:24:33,210
(passenger screams)

467
00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:35,370
Reports are coming in of a shark-like creature

468
00:24:35,370 --> 00:24:36,720
attacking the city.

469
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,730
Residents in the area are being encouraged

470
00:24:38,730 --> 00:24:40,560
to ignore any righteous tunes

471
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,540
that the creature might be rocking.

472
00:24:42,540 --> 00:24:44,340
And to please report immediately

473
00:24:44,340 --> 00:24:46,083
to your nearest disaster center.

474
00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:51,060
I don't think this is what the radio station meant

475
00:24:51,060 --> 00:24:53,250
by a drum stick.

476
00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:56,070
They weren't specific. This should be fine.

477
00:24:56,070 --> 00:24:58,620
Maybe we should get a wooden one, just in case.

478
00:24:58,620 --> 00:25:00,933
I don't think Chicken Hut sells wooden ones.

479
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:09,920
(dramatic orchestral music)
(typewriter clacking)

480
00:25:14,340 --> 00:25:15,540
Awaiting your order, sir.

481
00:25:15,540 --> 00:25:17,580
Well, Major, we've given it some thought

482
00:25:17,580 --> 00:25:20,100
and the time for inactivity has passed.

483
00:25:20,100 --> 00:25:24,540
We've seen the destruction that this shark man has caused.

484
00:25:24,540 --> 00:25:26,583
As you can see, look at the screen.

485
00:25:27,703 --> 00:25:29,482
You need to press play.

486
00:25:29,482 --> 00:25:30,363
I, I know that.

487
00:25:33,540 --> 00:25:36,510
This is the scene outside of a record store.

488
00:25:36,510 --> 00:25:41,510
(building rumbling)
(glass shattering)

489
00:25:48,060 --> 00:25:51,030
This is the scene outside of a local music festival

490
00:25:51,030 --> 00:25:55,200
where something called glam metal rock is being played.

491
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,640
Whatever that is.

492
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,610
It's a style of rock and roll music, sir,

493
00:25:59,610 --> 00:26:02,430
with catchy hooks, flashy-dressed musicians,

494
00:26:02,430 --> 00:26:05,280
and killer guitar solos, sir.

495
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,870
I see.

496
00:26:06,870 --> 00:26:07,920
Bitchin'.

497
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,690
This is quite enough destruction!

498
00:26:09,690 --> 00:26:11,820
We need to bring in some of our best people

499
00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:12,840
to take care of this!

500
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,070
Meaning what, sir?

501
00:26:14,070 --> 00:26:15,750
Meaning we have some of our people

502
00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:16,890
that have just finished training.

503
00:26:16,890 --> 00:26:19,291
Let's put them on the choppers and see what they can do.

504
00:26:19,291 --> 00:26:21,891
(chuckles) This is one of my favorite parts.

505
00:26:21,891 --> 00:26:23,301
One of your favorite parts, sir?

506
00:26:23,301 --> 00:26:25,468
Yes! A training montage!

507
00:26:27,029 --> 00:26:28,246
(button clicks)

508
00:26:28,246 --> 00:26:31,913
(dramatic orchestral music)

509
00:27:03,181 --> 00:27:07,681
(dramatic orchestral music continues)

510
00:27:42,455 --> 00:27:46,955
(dramatic orchestral music continues)

511
00:28:12,213 --> 00:28:14,310
God, I love a good training montage.

512
00:28:14,310 --> 00:28:15,600
What now, sir?

513
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,180
Well, let's get those boys airborne

514
00:28:18,180 --> 00:28:21,720
and see about putting this shark man to bed!

515
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:22,870
Oh, yes, sir!

516
00:28:24,011 --> 00:28:26,163
(tense percussive music)

517
00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:29,280
Good morning, Corporal.
Good morning, sir.

518
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:31,430
We're getting some choppers in the air now.

519
00:28:33,150 --> 00:28:36,560
We've located the shark man. He's in this area.

520
00:28:42,063 --> 00:28:47,063
(helicopter blades whirring)
(tense music continues)

521
00:28:49,932 --> 00:28:53,052
You're coming up to the shark, any minute now.

522
00:28:53,052 --> 00:28:58,052
(helicopter blades whirring)
(tense music continues)

523
00:29:05,709 --> 00:29:07,459
Do you have a visual?

524
00:29:10,300 --> 00:29:15,300
(glass shattering)
(debris crashing)

525
00:29:20,358 --> 00:29:25,358
(helicopter blades whirring)
(tense music continues)

526
00:29:35,316 --> 00:29:38,110
Dear Lord, that thing's bigger than I thought.

527
00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:39,603
Let's take the sucker down.

528
00:29:40,922 --> 00:29:42,200
I have the shark man in my sights.

529
00:29:43,825 --> 00:29:46,134
Preparing to open fire.

530
00:29:46,134 --> 00:29:46,967
Fire!

531
00:29:48,232 --> 00:29:50,257
(guns firing rapidly)
(missiles whooshing)

532
00:29:50,257 --> 00:29:53,257
(missile whooshing)

533
00:29:54,505 --> 00:29:59,505
(explosion roars)
(debris crashing)

534
00:30:07,405 --> 00:30:08,238
Whoops.

535
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:12,936
Let's try it one more time, boys.

536
00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:16,484
(helicopter blades whirring)

537
00:30:16,484 --> 00:30:19,494
Clear.
(guns firing rapidly)

538
00:30:19,494 --> 00:30:22,294
(explosion roars)

539
00:30:22,294 --> 00:30:27,294
(glass shattering)
(building rumbling)

540
00:30:28,825 --> 00:30:33,075
(tense orchestral music continues)

541
00:30:36,286 --> 00:30:39,119
(debris crashing)

542
00:30:40,635 --> 00:30:41,468
Damn it.

543
00:30:46,057 --> 00:30:51,057
(building rumbling)
(glass shattering)

544
00:30:55,897 --> 00:31:00,897
(building rumbling)
(glass shattering)

545
00:31:05,230 --> 00:31:06,180
(gardener sighs)

546
00:31:06,180 --> 00:31:08,080
You better not ruin my dinner party.

547
00:31:10,180 --> 00:31:13,698
(shears snipping)

548
00:31:13,698 --> 00:31:18,698
(dramatic orchestral music)
(typewriter clacking)

549
00:31:24,118 --> 00:31:25,500
(Major sighs)

550
00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:27,120
Hello, sir.

551
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:28,410
I'm afraid the operation

552
00:31:28,410 --> 00:31:31,320
to take down the shark man has failed.

553
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,480
Yes, sir. Helicopters.

554
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,890
Big ones.

555
00:31:34,890 --> 00:31:35,900
No, sir.

556
00:31:35,900 --> 00:31:40,900
I, I'm afraid he was able to walk away without a scratch.

557
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,683
As for public property?

558
00:31:45,239 --> 00:31:46,440
(Major inhales sharply)

559
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:48,780
I'll have to get back to you about that.

560
00:31:48,780 --> 00:31:50,580
Yeah. Thank you, sir.

561
00:31:50,580 --> 00:31:51,513
Yes, sir!

562
00:31:53,700 --> 00:31:54,533
Yikes.

563
00:31:56,850 --> 00:31:59,040
So, I heard on the radio news update

564
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,350
that the shark might be heading this way.

565
00:32:01,350 --> 00:32:03,360
Maybe we should just go to the venue

566
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:05,410
and see if they're canceling the concert.

567
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:08,640
What's on the scavenger hunt list?

568
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,890
Might as well get everything we need on the way there.

569
00:32:10,890 --> 00:32:12,123
Just a drum stick.

570
00:32:13,050 --> 00:32:15,570
Easy peasy and rockin' like Dawkin.

571
00:32:15,570 --> 00:32:17,490
I know a guy who has tons of 'em.

572
00:32:17,490 --> 00:32:19,080
Sweet!

573
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:20,970
All right. This will be a breeze!

574
00:32:20,970 --> 00:32:22,950
So, let's get the last item on the list,

575
00:32:22,950 --> 00:32:23,820
on the way to the venue.

576
00:32:23,820 --> 00:32:25,767
All right, let's go.
Let's go.

577
00:32:29,490 --> 00:32:31,808
(bell ringing)
(stone crumbling)

578
00:32:31,808 --> 00:32:34,865
(heavy footsteps thumping)

579
00:32:34,865 --> 00:32:37,698
(shark man roars)

580
00:32:40,470 --> 00:32:43,320
Hey, of course I can get you a drum stick.

581
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:44,850
That ain't no problem.

582
00:32:44,850 --> 00:32:46,980
Hey, first I wanna show you something.

583
00:32:46,980 --> 00:32:47,813
Come with me.

584
00:32:49,020 --> 00:32:49,953
And here we go.

585
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,200
All right.

586
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,607
I wanna show you somethin'.

587
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,780
Ain't gonna be no problem getting you a drum stick.

588
00:33:04,780 --> 00:33:07,530
(friend chuckles)

589
00:33:07,530 --> 00:33:08,363
All right.

590
00:33:12,823 --> 00:33:16,073
This is a lifetime of work, right here.

591
00:33:20,670 --> 00:33:22,200
Yeah.

592
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,500
You can see I'm on my way.

593
00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:27,033
Get you a drum stick here.

594
00:33:31,830 --> 00:33:33,540
All right.

595
00:33:33,540 --> 00:33:36,930
Yeah, of course. Go right over here.

596
00:33:36,930 --> 00:33:38,250
Let's see.

597
00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:39,390
Yeah.

598
00:33:39,390 --> 00:33:42,120
So, we got plenty for you to choose from,

599
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,403
but of course I can find you a stick.

600
00:33:44,403 --> 00:33:47,653
(drum sticks rattling)

601
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:51,690
How about two?

602
00:33:51,690 --> 00:33:54,150
So, what I'm gonna do is

603
00:33:54,150 --> 00:33:57,630
I'm gonna put these in my mailbox outside.

604
00:33:57,630 --> 00:34:00,420
It's way too dangerous to go outside.

605
00:34:00,420 --> 00:34:02,190
I don't do that no more.

606
00:34:02,190 --> 00:34:05,541
But anyway, hope these do you some good.

607
00:34:05,541 --> 00:34:07,658
(birds chirping)

608
00:34:07,658 --> 00:34:09,191
(door clicks open)

609
00:34:09,191 --> 00:34:12,191
(suspenseful music)

610
00:34:23,053 --> 00:34:23,886
Just once.

611
00:34:25,171 --> 00:34:29,724
Just wanna come out and enjoy a beer in peace.

612
00:34:29,724 --> 00:34:34,289
(suspenseful music continues)

613
00:34:34,289 --> 00:34:37,872
(heavy footsteps thumping)

614
00:34:39,873 --> 00:34:44,841
(stone crumbling)
(heavy footsteps thumping)

615
00:34:44,841 --> 00:34:46,769
(shark man howling)

616
00:34:46,769 --> 00:34:50,095
(walking stick clatters)

617
00:34:50,095 --> 00:34:52,874
(stone crumbling)
(heavy footsteps thumping)

618
00:34:52,874 --> 00:34:54,742
All right, you bastard.

619
00:34:54,742 --> 00:34:57,466
(shark man howling)

620
00:34:57,466 --> 00:34:59,082
Come on.

621
00:34:59,082 --> 00:35:02,183
(heavy footsteps thumping)

622
00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:03,016
Um...

623
00:35:03,966 --> 00:35:06,006
What's that sound?

624
00:35:06,006 --> 00:35:07,094
(gasps) Oh.

625
00:35:07,094 --> 00:35:12,094
(heavy footsteps thumping)
(suspenseful music continues)

626
00:35:15,454 --> 00:35:17,037
Gettin' outta here.

627
00:35:19,021 --> 00:35:24,021
(heavy footsteps thumping)
(birds chirping)

628
00:35:29,141 --> 00:35:34,141
(heavy footsteps thumping)
(suspenseful music continues)

629
00:35:40,508 --> 00:35:45,508
(muffled glam rock music)
(heavy footsteps thumping)

630
00:35:49,969 --> 00:35:54,386
(dramatic orchestral newscast music)

631
00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,730
In a special update,

632
00:35:59,730 --> 00:36:03,150
we can confirm that the giant shark has entered Canada.

633
00:36:03,150 --> 00:36:05,700
It is important that nobody panic.

634
00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:08,250
We suggest you hide in your basements and perhaps write

635
00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:11,430
a strongly-worded letter to your local politicians.

636
00:36:11,430 --> 00:36:13,923
But whatever you do, don't panic.

637
00:36:17,370 --> 00:36:18,453
Should I panic?

638
00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:25,320
Hopefully this doesn't mean that the band's

639
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,370
not coming to town.

640
00:36:26,370 --> 00:36:27,240
I'm 10 years old.

641
00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:29,490
I may never have the chance to see them again.

642
00:36:29,490 --> 00:36:31,583
Come on. Let's go find out what's going on.

643
00:36:33,948 --> 00:36:38,948
(typewriter clacking)
(muffled glam rock music)

644
00:36:43,116 --> 00:36:48,116
(building rumbling)
(glass shattering)

645
00:36:55,596 --> 00:36:58,263
(siren wailing)

646
00:37:01,377 --> 00:37:06,377
(heavy footsteps thumping)
(distant sirens wailing)

647
00:37:12,513 --> 00:37:16,560
The sheer amount of destruction is insane!

648
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:19,200
Surely to goodness they will call now!

649
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,750
They must realize that only my creation

650
00:37:21,750 --> 00:37:24,693
can stop this Kaiju Glam Metal Shark attack!

651
00:37:26,220 --> 00:37:27,680
If they don't realize...

652
00:37:29,430 --> 00:37:30,380
Should I call them?

653
00:37:33,540 --> 00:37:34,470
No.

654
00:37:34,470 --> 00:37:38,100
Stand your ground! You are proud!

655
00:37:38,100 --> 00:37:41,610
You are a genius!

656
00:37:41,610 --> 00:37:44,800
They will realize

657
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,063
and then we will put you into action.

658
00:37:53,331 --> 00:37:58,331
(dramatic orchestral music)
(typewriter clacking)

659
00:38:01,770 --> 00:38:04,230
I have an update, sirs.
Go ahead, Major.

660
00:38:04,230 --> 00:38:06,060
Our scientists are working on a theory.

661
00:38:06,060 --> 00:38:07,620
What kind of theory?

662
00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:10,200
The shark man seems to be attracted to loud music.

663
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:12,420
It is drawn to it, it appears.

664
00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:13,320
Yes, and?

665
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:14,630
There's a concert scheduled to happen

666
00:38:14,630 --> 00:38:15,750
in Ottawa soon.

667
00:38:15,750 --> 00:38:16,950
Should be pretty loud.

668
00:38:16,950 --> 00:38:18,410
If we can lure the shark towards it,

669
00:38:18,410 --> 00:38:20,610
we might be able to set a trap for it.

670
00:38:20,610 --> 00:38:22,290
Are you sure this will work?

671
00:38:22,290 --> 00:38:23,310
We sure hope so.

672
00:38:23,310 --> 00:38:25,170
It's really all we have to go on, so far.

673
00:38:25,170 --> 00:38:26,610
All right.

674
00:38:26,610 --> 00:38:27,443
Make it so!

675
00:38:28,304 --> 00:38:29,550
(officer sighs)

676
00:38:29,550 --> 00:38:30,500
Yes, sir!

677
00:38:32,181 --> 00:38:36,598
(dramatic orchestral newscast music)

678
00:38:42,780 --> 00:38:46,593
Be aware, the tickle bandit is still at large.

679
00:38:47,670 --> 00:38:50,010
In other news, the Kaiju Glam Metal Shark

680
00:38:50,010 --> 00:38:53,133
has made its way to Canada's capital city of Ottawa.

681
00:38:55,530 --> 00:38:58,470
Are you sure it isn't supposed to say Toronto?

682
00:38:58,470 --> 00:38:59,490
Really?

683
00:38:59,490 --> 00:39:01,530
I always thought it was Toronto.

684
00:39:01,530 --> 00:39:03,830
I guess you can call this educational content.

685
00:39:06,540 --> 00:39:09,330
At any rate, the giant shark is in Ottawa.

686
00:39:09,330 --> 00:39:11,490
The public is asked to stay indoors

687
00:39:11,490 --> 00:39:14,100
and to avoid crowded areas.

688
00:39:14,100 --> 00:39:17,730
If you see the giant shark, don't pause for selfies,

689
00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:21,870
don't stop to point to the sky and say, "Ah."

690
00:39:21,870 --> 00:39:23,490
Just get to safety.

691
00:39:23,490 --> 00:39:24,983
In other news, gnus.

692
00:39:29,773 --> 00:39:34,773
(crickets chirping)
(distant dog barks)

693
00:39:36,341 --> 00:39:38,220
Is that Mom and Dad?

694
00:39:38,220 --> 00:39:39,630
No, it's the news.

695
00:39:39,630 --> 00:39:41,250
They're saying that rock and roll shows

696
00:39:41,250 --> 00:39:42,573
are getting canceled.

697
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,513
Not ours, I hope.
I hope not too.

698
00:39:46,770 --> 00:39:47,670
What's going on?

699
00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:51,150
Giant shark man.

700
00:39:51,150 --> 00:39:52,407
It's always somethin'.

701
00:39:54,053 --> 00:39:56,280
Who knew that a giant shark

702
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,620
would come into Ottawa of all places?

703
00:39:58,620 --> 00:39:59,453
Beats me.

704
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,723
Come on, let's go get the next scavenger hunt item.

705
00:40:04,909 --> 00:40:06,570
(phone rings)

706
00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:07,870
Your phone beeped again.

707
00:40:08,970 --> 00:40:11,040
It's a news notice.
What's it say?

708
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:12,600
The shark is getting closer.

709
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:13,770
What should we do?

710
00:40:13,770 --> 00:40:16,407
Let's go to the venue to see if the show's canceled.

711
00:40:16,407 --> 00:40:18,540
But what about the final piece of the scavenger hunt?

712
00:40:18,540 --> 00:40:19,650
It's a photo of a tattoo.

713
00:40:19,650 --> 00:40:22,223
We should be able to find one at the venue.

714
00:40:22,223 --> 00:40:23,280
(heavy footstep thumps)

715
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,800
What was that noise?
Is it an earthquake?

716
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:27,594
It must be the shark man.

717
00:40:27,594 --> 00:40:28,427
Look!

718
00:40:28,427 --> 00:40:30,839
(tense percussive music)

719
00:40:30,839 --> 00:40:33,839
(shark man roaring)

720
00:40:35,999 --> 00:40:38,999
(shark man roaring)

721
00:40:41,158 --> 00:40:44,491
(tense music continues)

722
00:40:56,270 --> 00:40:57,926
(hurried footsteps clacking)

723
00:40:57,926 --> 00:41:00,426
(car crashes)

724
00:41:15,094 --> 00:41:17,663
(car smashes)

725
00:41:17,663 --> 00:41:18,802
(tires screeching)

726
00:41:18,802 --> 00:41:19,736
(car smashes)

727
00:41:19,736 --> 00:41:23,114
Look out!

728
00:41:23,114 --> 00:41:25,002
(hurried footsteps clacking)

729
00:41:25,002 --> 00:41:26,751
(tense music continues)

730
00:41:26,751 --> 00:41:28,758
That was close. What should we do?

731
00:41:28,758 --> 00:41:29,675
Let's go.

732
00:41:32,450 --> 00:41:37,450
(heavy footsteps thumping)
(tense music continues)

733
00:41:46,158 --> 00:41:48,415
(heavy footsteps thumping)
(hurried footsteps clacking)

734
00:41:48,415 --> 00:41:50,832
(sign thuds)

735
00:41:52,135 --> 00:41:54,135
(heavy footsteps thumping)

736
00:41:54,135 --> 00:41:57,218
(building crumbling)

737
00:42:05,543 --> 00:42:10,543
(plane engines roaring)
(tense music continues)

738
00:42:22,714 --> 00:42:25,983
(passenger sighs)

739
00:42:25,983 --> 00:42:28,983
(shark man roaring)

740
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,743
(tense music continues)

741
00:42:37,743 --> 00:42:41,076
(plane engines roaring)

742
00:42:48,034 --> 00:42:48,951
Oh, my God.

743
00:42:52,293 --> 00:42:53,356
Hey!

744
00:42:53,356 --> 00:42:54,975
No!

745
00:42:54,975 --> 00:42:57,808
(explosion roars)

746
00:43:06,226 --> 00:43:09,809
(heavy footsteps thumping)

747
00:43:16,890 --> 00:43:19,170
All right! No more messing around!

748
00:43:19,170 --> 00:43:22,147
It's time to bring out the big guns!

749
00:43:23,832 --> 00:43:28,832
(tense orchestral music)
(soldiers chattering)

750
00:43:34,954 --> 00:43:37,454
(phone rings)

751
00:43:40,644 --> 00:43:41,977
Fire missiles!

752
00:43:47,101 --> 00:43:52,101
(heavy footsteps thumping)
(tense music continues)

753
00:43:58,548 --> 00:44:03,548
(missiles whooshing)
(gentle ethereal music)

754
00:44:10,316 --> 00:44:13,316
(keyboard clacking)

755
00:44:15,767 --> 00:44:17,417
(tense orchestral music)

756
00:44:17,417 --> 00:44:20,500
(missiles whooshing)

757
00:44:26,527 --> 00:44:31,527
(heavy footsteps thumping)
(tense music continues)

758
00:44:35,893 --> 00:44:39,060
(soldiers chattering)

759
00:44:40,127 --> 00:44:43,210
(missiles whooshing)

760
00:44:49,095 --> 00:44:52,508
(officer sighs)

761
00:44:52,508 --> 00:44:55,341
(explosion roars)

762
00:45:02,955 --> 00:45:06,393
I don't believe it. It's still alive.

763
00:45:06,393 --> 00:45:09,070
Damn it! We'll have to go with a land assault!

764
00:45:11,725 --> 00:45:15,975
(tense orchestral music continues)

765
00:45:32,419 --> 00:45:34,091
(helicopter blades whirring)

766
00:45:34,091 --> 00:45:36,142
(tank canon thumps)

767
00:45:36,142 --> 00:45:38,975
(explosion roars)

768
00:45:40,861 --> 00:45:45,110
(helicopter blades whirring)

769
00:45:45,110 --> 00:45:47,563
(helicopter thuds)

770
00:45:47,563 --> 00:45:49,483
(helicopter blades whirring)

771
00:45:49,483 --> 00:45:53,733
(helicopter scraping and clunking)

772
00:45:54,921 --> 00:45:57,711
(flames roaring and crackling)

773
00:45:57,711 --> 00:46:00,024
(tense orchestral music continues)

774
00:46:00,024 --> 00:46:05,024
(tank canon thumping)
(explosions roaring)

775
00:46:07,376 --> 00:46:08,459
We're left with the truck?

776
00:46:08,459 --> 00:46:12,286
(shark man roaring)

777
00:46:12,286 --> 00:46:13,370
(inventor giggles)

778
00:46:13,370 --> 00:46:16,260
Helicopters won't work, you idiots!

779
00:46:16,260 --> 00:46:19,350
Missiles, tanks, throw everything you've got at it!

780
00:46:19,350 --> 00:46:23,370
You'll soon see I am the only solution that you'll need.

781
00:46:23,370 --> 00:46:25,470
My mechanical creation.

782
00:46:25,470 --> 00:46:26,303
Soon.

783
00:46:27,990 --> 00:46:29,043
Soon!

784
00:46:30,030 --> 00:46:31,470
Take out the garbage!

785
00:46:31,470 --> 00:46:33,850
Not now, Mom!

786
00:46:33,850 --> 00:46:36,221
(inventor sighs)

787
00:46:36,221 --> 00:46:39,638
(tense orchestral music)

788
00:46:42,522 --> 00:46:45,439
(children panting)

789
00:46:46,950 --> 00:46:48,180
Where is everyone?

790
00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:49,893
I think they evacuated the area.

791
00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:52,350
Well, it was great they let us know.

792
00:46:52,350 --> 00:46:53,703
Come on. Let's go.

793
00:46:56,941 --> 00:47:01,941
(shark man roaring)
(suspenseful orchestral music)

794
00:47:05,130 --> 00:47:06,778
(hurried footsteps clacking)

795
00:47:06,778 --> 00:47:09,611
(stone crumbling)

796
00:47:16,380 --> 00:47:17,949
I'm going this way.

797
00:47:17,949 --> 00:47:19,699
No! Don't split up!

798
00:47:21,416 --> 00:47:24,702
(heavy footsteps thumping)

799
00:47:24,702 --> 00:47:27,033
(ominous orchestral music)

800
00:47:27,033 --> 00:47:30,033
(shark man roaring)

801
00:47:38,607 --> 00:47:40,140
Oh, my God!

802
00:47:40,140 --> 00:47:41,730
This is worse than I could have imagined.

803
00:47:41,730 --> 00:47:43,403
Let's get somewhere safe, quick.

804
00:47:43,403 --> 00:47:44,236
Go!

805
00:47:45,699 --> 00:47:46,866
Doro!

806
00:47:47,876 --> 00:47:50,959
(concrete crumbling)

807
00:47:59,377 --> 00:48:04,377
(buildings crumbling)
(glass shattering)

808
00:48:08,257 --> 00:48:13,257
(buildings crumbling)
(glass shattering)

809
00:48:18,217 --> 00:48:23,217
(building crumbling)
(glass shattering)

810
00:48:31,876 --> 00:48:36,876
(buildings crumbling)
(debris crashing)

811
00:48:46,626 --> 00:48:51,074
(buildings crumbling)
(debris crashing)

812
00:48:51,074 --> 00:48:54,517
(ominous orchestral music continues)

813
00:48:54,517 --> 00:48:57,600
(concrete crumbling)

814
00:49:06,053 --> 00:49:07,680
We have not been able to stop

815
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:09,483
the monster's forward movement, sir.

816
00:49:11,730 --> 00:49:12,730
What do we do now?

817
00:49:14,820 --> 00:49:17,643
We may have one option, sir.

818
00:49:17,643 --> 00:49:19,212
Make it so.

819
00:49:19,212 --> 00:49:20,380
(officer sighs)

820
00:49:20,380 --> 00:49:22,770
(phone rings)

821
00:49:22,770 --> 00:49:23,730
It's the call!

822
00:49:24,837 --> 00:49:25,720
(phone rings)

823
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:27,930
Soon, my mechanical creation,

824
00:49:27,930 --> 00:49:31,518
you will rise up and enter battle!

825
00:49:31,518 --> 00:49:34,018
(phone rings)

826
00:49:35,526 --> 00:49:36,359
Y'ello!

827
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,873
Yes, I knew you would call.

828
00:49:41,100 --> 00:49:43,983
Yes, my creation is ready for battle.

829
00:49:45,150 --> 00:49:46,714
For

830
00:49:46,714 --> 00:49:49,183
500

831
00:49:49,183 --> 00:49:50,600
thousand dollars,

832
00:49:52,050 --> 00:49:56,070
I will send my robot after this Kaiju Glam Metal Shark.

833
00:49:56,070 --> 00:49:57,513
Will you meet my terms?

834
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:00,003
Excellent.

835
00:50:01,530 --> 00:50:05,533
I will activate the robot, after the funds are transferred.

836
00:50:07,376 --> 00:50:10,192
(phone clacks)

837
00:50:10,192 --> 00:50:12,610
(squeals) Yes!

838
00:50:12,610 --> 00:50:15,360
(inventor pants)

839
00:50:16,450 --> 00:50:21,450
(heavy footsteps thumping)
(tense orchestral music)

840
00:50:22,266 --> 00:50:25,266
(shark man roaring)

841
00:50:33,817 --> 00:50:36,228
(heavy footstep thumps)

842
00:50:36,228 --> 00:50:39,228
(shark man roaring)

843
00:50:40,826 --> 00:50:44,476
(shark man roaring)

844
00:50:44,476 --> 00:50:46,124
(heavy footstep thumps)

845
00:50:46,124 --> 00:50:48,124
Let him have it, boys.

846
00:50:50,237 --> 00:50:55,237
(heavy footstep thumps)
(tense music continues)

847
00:50:57,318 --> 00:51:00,651
(heavy footstep thumps)

848
00:51:03,277 --> 00:51:05,428
(vehicle smashes)

849
00:51:05,428 --> 00:51:07,550
(explosion roars)

850
00:51:07,550 --> 00:51:11,300
(hurried footsteps clacking)

851
00:51:17,947 --> 00:51:18,780
(Doro gasps)

852
00:51:18,780 --> 00:51:21,280
(foot thumps)

853
00:51:23,057 --> 00:51:25,640
(child groans)

854
00:51:28,623 --> 00:51:31,004
I just saw a lady get smooshed!

855
00:51:31,004 --> 00:51:31,995
So did I.

856
00:51:31,995 --> 00:51:32,828
Let's go.

857
00:51:33,856 --> 00:51:38,856
(heavy footsteps thumping)
(tense music continues)

858
00:51:42,230 --> 00:51:46,880
(heavy footsteps thumping)
(tense music continues)

859
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:48,380
We have the asset.

860
00:51:50,730 --> 00:51:52,383
The asset is in position, sir.

861
00:51:53,910 --> 00:51:54,810
Give him hell!

862
00:51:56,235 --> 00:51:59,377
(robot motors whining)

863
00:51:59,377 --> 00:52:02,958
(shark man roaring)

864
00:52:02,958 --> 00:52:07,030
(robot motors whining)

865
00:52:07,030 --> 00:52:12,030
(heavy footsteps thumping)
(tense music continues)

866
00:52:14,470 --> 00:52:16,939
(robot laser guns whining)

867
00:52:16,939 --> 00:52:20,740
(shark man roaring)

868
00:52:20,740 --> 00:52:23,240
(robot lasers zapping)

869
00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:28,240
(robot motors whining)
(robot lasers zapping)

870
00:52:28,915 --> 00:52:33,915
(shark man roaring)
(explosion roaring)

871
00:52:34,890 --> 00:52:36,743
Surely it couldn't have survived that!

872
00:52:38,064 --> 00:52:43,064
(shark man roaring)
(tense music continues)

873
00:52:44,493 --> 00:52:47,743
(robot motors whining)

874
00:52:51,821 --> 00:52:53,250
For God sakes, give 'em hell!

875
00:52:53,250 --> 00:52:54,773
Rain the hell down on all of them!

876
00:52:56,580 --> 00:52:57,723
Go get him, boys!

877
00:52:59,633 --> 00:53:04,633
(shark man roaring)
(tense music continues)

878
00:53:07,110 --> 00:53:07,943
Yes!

879
00:53:08,850 --> 00:53:10,830
Show that thing who's boss!

880
00:53:10,830 --> 00:53:14,335
(robot motors whining)

881
00:53:14,335 --> 00:53:17,674
Fury! (inhales deeply)

882
00:53:17,674 --> 00:53:20,924
(robot lasers zapping)

883
00:53:24,434 --> 00:53:27,831
Surely he could not have survived that!

884
00:53:27,831 --> 00:53:31,331
(drone chirps and bleeps)

885
00:53:34,602 --> 00:53:38,102
(drone chirps and bleeps)

886
00:53:39,610 --> 00:53:43,110
(drone chirps and bleeps)

887
00:53:45,111 --> 00:53:46,444
Kick his butt!

888
00:53:47,507 --> 00:53:50,757
(drone lasers zapping)

889
00:53:56,830 --> 00:54:00,110
(drone chirps and bleeps)

890
00:54:00,110 --> 00:54:04,010
(explosions roaring)

891
00:54:04,010 --> 00:54:05,619
(drone chirps and bleeps)

892
00:54:05,619 --> 00:54:08,619
(shark man roaring)

893
00:54:11,636 --> 00:54:12,706
Good!

894
00:54:12,706 --> 00:54:14,955
Good! That's it, my robot!

895
00:54:14,955 --> 00:54:17,872
Surely he could not survive that!

896
00:54:19,915 --> 00:54:22,915
(shark man roaring)

897
00:54:29,251 --> 00:54:30,312
Oh, no!

898
00:54:30,312 --> 00:54:35,312
(shark man roaring)
(tense music continues)

899
00:54:39,896 --> 00:54:42,646
(flames roaring)

900
00:54:43,576 --> 00:54:45,486
Fire breath.

901
00:54:45,486 --> 00:54:47,275
Most unexpected.

902
00:54:47,275 --> 00:54:52,275
(robot motors whining)
(robot feet thudding)

903
00:54:58,656 --> 00:55:01,475
(flames roaring)

904
00:55:01,475 --> 00:55:05,722
(drone bleeps and chirps)

905
00:55:05,722 --> 00:55:06,555
Oh, no!

906
00:55:07,791 --> 00:55:10,958
(explosions thumping)

907
00:55:12,011 --> 00:55:14,510
(drone bleeps and chirps)

908
00:55:14,510 --> 00:55:15,593
Not my robot!

909
00:55:16,609 --> 00:55:21,609
(robot motors whining)
(robot feet thudding)

910
00:55:25,525 --> 00:55:28,525
(shark man roaring)

911
00:55:32,758 --> 00:55:33,996
Poopy.

912
00:55:33,996 --> 00:55:35,318
(foot thumps)

913
00:55:35,318 --> 00:55:38,318
(shark man roaring)

914
00:55:40,667 --> 00:55:43,250
(Lita panting)

915
00:55:44,806 --> 00:55:47,486
(foot thumps)

916
00:55:47,486 --> 00:55:52,486
(heavy footsteps thumping)
(tense music continues)

917
00:56:01,017 --> 00:56:06,017
(heavy footsteps thumping)
(somber orchestral music)

918
00:56:12,995 --> 00:56:16,142
(heavy footstep thumps)
(car smashes)

919
00:56:16,142 --> 00:56:19,142
(shark man roaring)

920
00:56:24,932 --> 00:56:27,933
(somber orchestral music continues)

921
00:56:27,933 --> 00:56:30,766
(rubble crashing)

922
00:56:32,853 --> 00:56:36,186
(heavy footstep thumps)

923
00:56:43,253 --> 00:56:46,586
(heavy footstep thumps)

924
00:56:54,573 --> 00:56:58,380
(hurried footsteps clacking)

925
00:56:58,380 --> 00:57:01,547
There's the venue.
Let's go inside.

926
00:57:06,780 --> 00:57:08,940
All attempts to stop the creature have failed.

927
00:57:08,940 --> 00:57:10,920
The band has agreed to play early.

928
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:12,363
We'll use them as bait.

929
00:57:13,590 --> 00:57:16,387
It's in the hands of rock and roll now.

930
00:57:17,724 --> 00:57:21,141
(upbeat glam rock music)

931
00:57:28,176 --> 00:57:30,885
(muffled upbeat glam rock music)

932
00:57:30,885 --> 00:57:33,885
(shark man roaring)

933
00:57:40,833 --> 00:57:43,833
(shark man roaring)

934
00:57:49,143 --> 00:57:52,433
♪ It was back in the summer of '89 ♪

935
00:57:52,433 --> 00:57:55,954
♪ Back when the ladies were lookin' real fine ♪

936
00:57:55,954 --> 00:57:59,111
♪ Requesting Warrant on the radio station ♪

937
00:57:59,111 --> 00:58:01,903
♪ And countin' days till the summer vacation ♪

938
00:58:01,903 --> 00:58:03,394
♪ Whoa ♪

939
00:58:03,394 --> 00:58:05,074
♪ It's a change in the weather ♪

940
00:58:05,074 --> 00:58:06,314
♪ Whoa ♪

941
00:58:06,314 --> 00:58:08,212
♪ Things can only get better ♪

942
00:58:08,212 --> 00:58:09,432
♪ Whoa ♪

943
00:58:09,432 --> 00:58:11,791
♪ And you don't need a reason ♪

944
00:58:11,791 --> 00:58:14,583
♪ But it's a change in the season ♪

945
00:58:14,583 --> 00:58:18,612
♪ VHS ♪
♪ It was a very hot summer ♪

946
00:58:18,612 --> 00:58:20,842
♪ We marched to a different drummer ♪

947
00:58:20,842 --> 00:58:24,032
♪ VHS ♪
♪ It was a very hot summer ♪

948
00:58:24,032 --> 00:58:27,647
♪ And when it ends it can only be a bummer ♪

949
00:58:27,647 --> 00:58:30,874
♪ We'd go to the mall to scoop on the ladies ♪

950
00:58:30,874 --> 00:58:34,092
♪ That's the way we did it back in the '80s ♪

951
00:58:34,092 --> 00:58:36,994
♪ Grab the suntan oil and head to the beaches ♪

952
00:58:36,994 --> 00:58:39,863
♪ Say no more books and no more teachers ♪

953
00:58:39,863 --> 00:58:41,202
♪ Whoa ♪

954
00:58:41,202 --> 00:58:42,972
♪ It's a change in the weather ♪

955
00:58:42,972 --> 00:58:44,223
♪ Whoa ♪

956
00:58:44,223 --> 00:58:46,122
♪ Things can only get better ♪

957
00:58:46,122 --> 00:58:47,343
♪ Whoa ♪

958
00:58:47,343 --> 00:58:49,590
♪ And you don't need a reason ♪

959
00:58:49,590 --> 00:58:52,462
♪ But it's a change in the season ♪

960
00:58:52,462 --> 00:58:56,367
♪ VHS ♪
♪ It was a very hot summer ♪

961
00:58:56,367 --> 00:58:58,713
♪ We marched to a different drummer ♪

962
00:58:58,713 --> 00:59:01,851
♪ VHS ♪
♪ It was a very hot summer ♪

963
00:59:01,851 --> 00:59:05,083
♪ And when it ends it can only be a bummer ♪

964
00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:10,083
(wailing guitar solo)
(glam rock music continues)

965
00:59:30,393 --> 00:59:35,393
(energetic dual guitar solos)
(glam rock music continues)

966
00:59:43,142 --> 00:59:46,081
♪ It was back in the summer of '89 ♪

967
00:59:46,081 --> 00:59:49,651
♪ Back when the ladies were lookin' real fine ♪

968
00:59:49,651 --> 00:59:52,851
♪ Requesting Winger around the radio stations ♪

969
00:59:52,851 --> 00:59:55,619
♪ And countin' days till the summer vacation ♪

970
00:59:55,619 --> 00:59:57,069
♪ Whoa ♪

971
00:59:57,069 --> 00:59:58,731
♪ It's a change in the weather ♪

972
00:59:58,731 --> 01:00:00,179
♪ Whoa ♪

973
01:00:00,179 --> 01:00:01,899
♪ Things can only get better ♪

974
01:00:01,899 --> 01:00:03,171
♪ Whoa ♪

975
01:00:03,171 --> 01:00:05,619
♪ And you don't need a reason ♪

976
01:00:05,619 --> 01:00:08,241
♪ It's a change in the season ♪

977
01:00:08,241 --> 01:00:11,331
♪ VHS ♪
♪ It was a very hot summer ♪

978
01:00:11,331 --> 01:00:14,468
♪ We marched to a different drummer ♪

979
01:00:14,468 --> 01:00:17,721
♪ VHS ♪
♪ It was a very hot summer ♪

980
01:00:17,721 --> 01:00:20,841
♪ And when it ends it can only be a bummer ♪

981
01:00:20,841 --> 01:00:24,838
♪ VHS ♪
♪ It was a very hot summer ♪

982
01:00:24,838 --> 01:00:27,190
♪ We marched to a different drummer ♪

983
01:00:27,190 --> 01:00:30,358
♪ VHS ♪
♪ It was a very hot summer ♪

984
01:00:30,358 --> 01:00:35,358
♪ And when it ends it can only be a bummer ♪

985
01:00:38,249 --> 01:00:43,249
♪ VHS ♪

986
01:00:44,518 --> 01:00:46,351
♪ VHS ♪

987
01:00:48,649 --> 01:00:52,899
(audience cheering and applauding)

988
01:00:57,950 --> 01:01:02,700
(high-pitched electronic tone pulsating)

989
01:01:03,577 --> 01:01:07,827
(audience cheering and applauding)

990
01:01:16,454 --> 01:01:18,303
The shark creature has vanished.

991
01:01:18,303 --> 01:01:19,413
Rock on, General.

992
01:01:21,420 --> 01:01:23,100
Rock on, soldier!

993
01:01:23,100 --> 01:01:23,933
Rock on!

994
01:01:25,020 --> 01:01:27,300
Man, that show was awesome.

995
01:01:27,300 --> 01:01:28,543
Yeah, it's weird how they didn't ask

996
01:01:28,543 --> 01:01:31,410
for any of the scavenger hunt stuff.

997
01:01:31,410 --> 01:01:33,720
Hey, maybe they have bigger fish to fry.

998
01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:34,653
No pun intended.

999
01:01:36,067 --> 01:01:38,400
It sucks how those ladies got smooshed, though.

1000
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:39,233
Yeah.

1001
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:41,153
Look.

1002
01:01:42,174 --> 01:01:47,018
♪ Don't come in if the van is a-rockin' ♪

1003
01:01:47,018 --> 01:01:51,771
♪ If I only had myself a time machine ♪

1004
01:01:51,771 --> 01:01:53,341
♪ I would travel to ♪

1005
01:01:53,341 --> 01:01:57,758
(dramatic orchestral newscast music)

1006
01:02:03,330 --> 01:02:05,700
Peace has returned to the country, and indeed the world,

1007
01:02:05,700 --> 01:02:08,070
at the news that the Kaiju Glam Metal Shark

1008
01:02:08,070 --> 01:02:10,440
has ended its reign of terror.

1009
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:13,710
Here's a comment from a representative of the space agency

1010
01:02:13,710 --> 01:02:15,660
whose crashed satellite is believed

1011
01:02:15,660 --> 01:02:17,613
to have created the creature.

1012
01:02:19,980 --> 01:02:23,370
We at the space agency are pleased that the rampage

1013
01:02:23,370 --> 01:02:27,450
of the Glam Metal Shark has come to an end.

1014
01:02:27,450 --> 01:02:31,410
We once again deny any connection to its creation.

1015
01:02:31,410 --> 01:02:35,730
In fact, we are going to relaunch our satellite into space

1016
01:02:35,730 --> 01:02:38,760
and we anticipate that all will go well.

1017
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:39,620
I mean...

1018
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:42,063
What could go wrong?

1019
01:02:53,250 --> 01:02:54,990
Many questions remain.

1020
01:02:54,990 --> 01:02:58,260
Where is the shark now? Who will pay for all the damage?

1021
01:02:58,260 --> 01:03:00,300
And does this mean a return to the fun,

1022
01:03:00,300 --> 01:03:04,200
bombastic style of music that the creature's name suggests?

1023
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:06,690
One can only wait to see.

1024
01:03:06,690 --> 01:03:09,360
Rest assured, though, that when important news happens,

1025
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:11,730
we will be there to report it.

1026
01:03:11,730 --> 01:03:13,870
And now, fluffy puppies.

1027
01:03:15,591 --> 01:03:18,174
(upbeat music)

1028
01:03:42,825 --> 01:03:46,242
(upbeat music continues)

1029
01:03:54,927 --> 01:03:58,344
(upbeat glam rock music)

1030
01:04:05,983 --> 01:04:09,514
♪ Well, you stepped in my face, broke my heart ♪

1031
01:04:09,514 --> 01:04:11,663
♪ You looked at me with hate ♪

1032
01:04:11,663 --> 01:04:15,265
♪ And you seek disguise for a trend ♪

1033
01:04:15,265 --> 01:04:18,335
♪ Can't look me in the eye ♪

1034
01:04:18,335 --> 01:04:21,223
♪ Mistreater, deceiver ♪

1035
01:04:21,223 --> 01:04:23,794
♪ Go straight to hell ♪

1036
01:04:23,794 --> 01:04:28,146
♪ If you see Kay, tell her ♪

1037
01:04:28,146 --> 01:04:33,146
♪ I don't want her ♪

1038
01:04:35,386 --> 01:04:39,591
♪ If you see Kay, tell her ♪

1039
01:04:39,591 --> 01:04:44,591
♪ I don't care ♪

1040
01:04:47,019 --> 01:04:51,157
♪ If you see Kay, I'm over ♪

1041
01:04:51,157 --> 01:04:56,157
♪ Oh, like water ♪

1042
01:04:58,498 --> 01:05:03,138
♪ If you see Kay, I'm done ♪

1043
01:05:03,138 --> 01:05:05,721
♪ With despair ♪

1044
01:05:15,427 --> 01:05:18,456
♪ You used this as a knife, tore me apart ♪

1045
01:05:18,456 --> 01:05:21,179
♪ You won't be taking my life ♪

1046
01:05:21,179 --> 01:05:24,617
♪ And you tried to waste, broke my heart ♪

1047
01:05:24,617 --> 01:05:27,755
♪ You need two to replace me ♪

1048
01:05:27,755 --> 01:05:30,487
♪ Destroyer, enjoyer ♪

1049
01:05:30,487 --> 01:05:33,177
♪ I don't wish you well ♪

1050
01:05:33,177 --> 01:05:37,547
♪ If you see Kay, tell her ♪

1051
01:05:37,547 --> 01:05:42,547
♪ I don't want her ♪

1052
01:05:44,737 --> 01:05:49,113
♪ If you see Kay, tell her ♪

1053
01:05:49,113 --> 01:05:54,113
♪ I don't care ♪

1054
01:05:56,313 --> 01:06:00,662
♪ If you see Kay, I'm over ♪

1055
01:06:00,662 --> 01:06:05,662
♪ Oh, like water ♪

1056
01:06:07,913 --> 01:06:12,500
♪ If you see Kay, I'm done ♪

1057
01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:15,083
♪ With despair ♪

1058
01:06:25,282 --> 01:06:30,282
(lively guitar solo)
(glam rock music continues)

1059
01:06:38,383 --> 01:06:42,551
♪ If you see Kay, tell her ♪

1060
01:06:42,551 --> 01:06:47,551
♪ I don't want her ♪

1061
01:06:49,801 --> 01:06:54,132
♪ If you see Kay, tell her ♪

1062
01:06:54,132 --> 01:06:59,132
♪ I don't care ♪

1063
01:07:01,391 --> 01:07:05,642
♪ If you see Kay, I'm over ♪

1064
01:07:05,642 --> 01:07:10,642
♪ Oh, like water ♪

1065
01:07:12,951 --> 01:07:17,589
♪ If you see Kay, I'm done ♪

1066
01:07:17,589 --> 01:07:20,172
♪ With despair ♪

1067
01:07:31,567 --> 01:07:35,234
(dramatic orchestral music)

1068
01:08:00,065 --> 01:08:04,565
(dramatic orchestral music continues)

1069
01:08:29,396 --> 01:08:33,896
(dramatic orchestral music continues)

1070
01:09:00,095 --> 01:09:04,595
(dramatic orchestral music continues)